Day One Weight: 174.5 lbs.
Day One Body Fat: 15.9%
Here we go. It’s been a year and a half, and I am back at it.
In my downtime, I picked up the book: Four Hour Body by Tim Ferris (my favorite author) and played around with weight gain/weight less and some other fun biological experiments. Some were too explicit to even mention… Ahhh.. the memories.
Here are the highlights:
1. Drinking a gallon of milk per day and performing one set of 10 reps on three weight lifting exercises, just three times a week, I put on ten pounds of lean muscle in a single month.
2. Eating a slow carb diet and pigging out (pizza, soda, ice cream, you name it!) one day per week, I pulled my body fat down to 7%.
3. Eating brazil nuts and a ton of grass-feed beef, I raised my testosterone to a very noticeable high (you’d be surprised what happens when you have super-hero-ish testosterone levels).
4. There is an entire chapter devoted to providing ladies with 15 minute orgasms… Enough said… (Guys: read this book; Girls: make your guy read this book.)
In the past six months, I have taken it pretty easy. Finished off my M.B.A., started a new career-focused job, and laid off the exercise all together. I didn’t forget to eat healthy, but I certainly didn’t restrain myself. Most of the gained muscle disappeared, my body fat went back to around 16%. My energy level also decreased.
That is why I am back. Just in time to get ripped for summer. However, I am going to do things a little bit differently. I am going to take the best of P90X, Insanity, and The Four Hour Body, put them into a personal training plan, and see what happens.
Here is the plan:
Diet (mostly Slow Carb) from The Four Hour Body:
Breakfast: Oatmeal and three whole hard-boiled eggs.
Snack One: Canned Tuna, light mayo, relish, and 20 raw almonds.
Lunch: Can of turkey chilli, cup of brown rice, sugar-free Jello.
Snack Two: Pure Protein Bar, 20 raw almonds.
After Workout: Protein shake with water.
Dinner: One chicken breast, one cup of whole wheat noodles.
Lots of water all day.
Monday: (30 Minutes)
Occam’s Protocol – Workout A (The Four Hour Body)
Weight Machine: Close-grip supinated pull-downs, 8 reps to failure, 5×5 count.
Weight Machine: Machine shoulder press, 8 reps to failure, 5×5 count.
Ab Ripper X (P90X)
Tuesday: (30 Minutes)
500 jump rope reps
1 mile run
75 Kettlebell swings
Wednesday: (30 Minutes)
Occam’s Protocol – Workout B (The Four Hour Body)
Weight Machine: Slight incline bench press, 8 reps to failure, 5×5 count.
Weight Machine: Leg press, 8 reps to failure, 5×5 count.
Weight Machine: Stationary bike: 3 minutes at 85 rpm.
Ab Ripper X (P90X)
Thursday:
Tuesday: (30 Minutes)
500 jump rope reps
1 mile run
75 Kettlebell swings
Friday:
Occam’s Protocol – Workout A (The Four Hour Body)
Weight Machine: Close-grip supinated pull-downs, 8 reps to failure, 5×5 count.
Weight Machine: Machine shoulder press, 8 reps to failure, 5×5 count.
Ab Ripper X (P90X)
Saturday:
Cheat Day! Eat anything I want with the help of a few minimal movements before/after eating, coffee and grapefruit juice at each meal, and a few select supplements (PAGG Stack)
Sunday:
Rest; because I need my beauty sleep.
Having tested the weight loss and muscle gain methods in The Four Hour Body (they really do work), I no longer see it necessary to workout 90 minutes a day. Although P90X taught me a ton about muscle groups, importance of stretching, dietary basics, and discipline, I have been to the promise land: and it takes less than 30 minutes a day and is WAY more fun!
Ab Ripper X is a definite keeper. This is the one area of P90X that I will incorporate into my workout for the rest of my life. Tony is a genius for pulling these max-result ab workouts into one routine.
Insanity on the other hand… I did complete the entire 60 days. I was skinny afterwards, but really defined. I haven’t found any routine within Insanity that I need or want to keep doing. The best part of that workout was its shortness in length. I felt proud to have completed a program that most sane people wouldn’t touch, but beyond that… I’ll stick to jump rope and kettlebell swings for my major fat-loss routines. They are more effective and a lot less painful.
Day one is complete, I’ll probably also run a weekly post on this blog. I need to enjoy life… In the words of Tim Ferris, “Life doesn’t have to be so damn hard.”
Sit back, enjoy the show… See the results and make your own judgements. Will The Four Hour Body out-perform P90X in 90 days?